Personal Advice

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:24 am

Never make a personal advice thread.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:36 am

Always look both ways before crossing the street.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:37 am

Never touch another man's rhubarb.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:38 am

Learn to play pool real well.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:39 am

If it's yellow let it mellow.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:40 am

If it's brown flush it down.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:40 am

If you can play Guitar Hero or Rock Band on expert then you can play real a real instrument.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:41 am

Always smile and nod your head if you don't know what's going on.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:41 am

Always accept a strangers invitation to their white unmarked van with tinted windows if they offer candy.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:42 am

Hold the elevator door if you see a person running towards it to get on.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:42 am

When adjusting your clocks for day light savings time always remember

Spring forward.

Fall back.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:43 am

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:43 am

Always talk loud,text, and let your children run wild during a movie.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:44 am

It's only illegal if you get caught.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:44 am

Listen to your elders.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:45 am

Respect your elders.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:45 am

Always use protection.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:45 am

Double bag if necessary.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:46 am

Rabbits can transform into space ships of their own volition.

**Sketch** Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:46 am

If you're unsure choose C.

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